Guys he wants to reopen Alcatraz

Trump says he’s reopening Alcatraz for prisoners.

the president wants to reopen alcatraz because he’s an old man with dementia who is mentally frozen in the 1970s and 80s. he’s not trying to distract you, his brain is just full of holes

Trump says he’s ordered DOJ and DHS to reopen and expand Alcatraz.

I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."

Carrie Fisher’s daughter, Billie Lourd, has shared a photo of her children watching Leia in ‘RETURN OF THE JEDI’ on May the 4th.

Billie Lourd shares a photo of her kids watching their grandmother, Carrie Fisher, in ‘Return of the Jedi’ on #StarWarsDay

"The Force is strong with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet."

Y'all... Today Trump - Posted an AI picture of himself as a Jedi - Said he'd reopen Alcatraz - Declared he'll tariff all movies made outside the U.S. - Said he's not sure he has to uphold the Constitution - Went wackadoo with the press pool on Air Force One All today. He's spiraling out.

Nights of BLUE SKIES 🦋 (sound) #MomSky DAY 4 MAY 2025 #MayThe4thBeWithYou Star Wars Day May the FORCE ALWAYS BE WITH YOU To our favorite JEDI Thank you @markhamillofficial.bsky.social And to all of you JEDI WARRIORS, keep shining "Stuff fairy tales are made of" Enjoy this young J

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

I fully expect DJT to say and do outrageous things like posting a picture of himself as Sith He-Man, putting himself forward as Pope, playing whackamole with tariffs. The thing I truly cannot deal with is the media, commentators etc who don't point out that these things are objectively INSANE.

"If you wield a red light saber, a Sith you are. And if you wear a red hat, you are both a Sith – and overcompensating for your short light saber." Yoda

Well, at least they properly portrayed him as an evil member of the Sith with that red lightsaber. I don’t think they know that though. 😂😂😂

Serra Keto / Revenge of the Sith (the game) #StarWars #MayThe4thBeWithYou

I joined Ali Velshi of MSNBC this morning and Ali’s first question was about the President’s jarring answer “I don’t know” to the question “Don’t you need to uphold the Constitution of the United States as president?”

He stood there on Jan 20 and falsely mouthed the words to protect and defend our Constitution. Asked now on Meet the Press if he thinks he needs to uphold the Constitution, he says, “I don’t know.” Translation: No. Woe to America and the utter failure of putting this man back in our Oval Office.

If Joe Biden had said he “wasn’t sure” if he needed to uphold the Constitution, Republicans would have lost their fucking minds.

The reason why the orange convicted felon says “he doesn’t know” if he should uphold the Constitution is because he isn’t a President in any way, he’s a criminal who wants to be a tyrannical Dictator. The normalization of this evil asshole has doomed us all.

WELKER: Your secretary of state says everyone who's here, citizens and non-citizens, deserve due process. Do you agree? TRUMP: I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know. WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution? TRUMP: I don't know

"Well uh Palpatine just tossed me this lightsaber and asked me to, y'know. Do it" (2019)

He's literally holding a red lightsaber.

Sneakily sliding art of my Elden Ring lightsaber build for star wars day.

The official White House account posted an AI-generated image of Donald Trump for #StarWarsDay The caption claims they’re fighting the 'Radical Left' Empire — unaware the red lightsaber portrays Trump as the vil

At least get the lightsaber color right. 🤦🏻‍♂️ @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Guys he wants to reopen Alcatraz

the president wants to reopen alcatraz because he’s an old man with dementia who is mentally frozen in the 1970s and 80s. he’s not trying to distract you, his brain is just full of holes

Trump says he’s ordered DOJ and DHS to reopen and expand Alcatraz.

This is beyond asinine. Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz — a prison closed for over 60 years and now a national landmark — because, “The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE.” It’s a performative stunt, not a solution for anything!

In the space of 48 hours, the President of the United States has tweeted an image of himself as the new pope, said he doesn’t know if he has to abide by the Constitution, cited multiple completely false statistics, and announced that he wants to reopen a prison closed in 1963.

da princess (2021) #StarWars

The Ultimate Guy (2023) #StarWars

the actual real coolest guy (2021) #StarWars

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Happy May 4th! Its Lop from Star Wars Visions Lop and Ocho~ #maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #starwarsday

Wow, what an ending. Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father?

"The Force is strong with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet."

Let’s rank Star Wars movies on Star Wars day for fun! From favourite to least favourite… Star Wars (ANH) Empire Strikes Back Return Of The Jedi The Last Jedi Rogue One Solo The Force Awakens The Phantom Menace Revenge Of The Sith The Rise Of Skywalker Attack Of The Clones

Happy #StarWarsDay from sweet, snuggly, adoptable cats Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia in a galaxy far, far away (Kitten Snatchers Rescue in Philadelphia: kittensnatchers.org/available-cats). Give them a home or help spread the word - and #MayThe4thBeWithYou! 💫 Cc: @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

May the fourth be with you! 💫 Rey Skywalker for this years Star Wars day! I‘m so excited about her coming movie you have no idea! (I scrapped the first version of the art and instead of sleeping last night I finished this, rip) #maythefourthbewithyou #ReySkywalker

Trump says he’s reopening Alcatraz for prisoners.

This is beyond asinine. Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz — a prison closed for over 60 years and now a national landmark — because, “The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE.” It’s a performative stunt, not a solution for anything!

Tonight the warped ramblings of the president’s troubled mind were highlighted by a bizarre post about reopening Alcatraz As well as the feud between Trump and Hollywood But soon enough Americans will stop laughing at Trump’s halfwitted missives When the 145% tariffs on China start to kick in

one thing the alcatraz tour does remarkably well is impress even on the mind of a 10 year old just how stupid reopening alcatraz would be

JUST IN: Trump orders the reopening of Alcatraz prison to house "America's most ruthless and violent offenders"

UPDATE: Police say they arrested two people involved. The target was a free Lady Gaga concert in Rio de Janeiro, which drew more than 2 million people to Copacabana Beach on Saturday night.

Brazilian authorities “discreetly and precisely” targeted an online hate crime network that could have carried out an attack with explosives on a Lady Gaga concert in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday, a free event that brought, by some estimates, some 2.5 million people to Copacabana Beach.

The people wanting to bomb LGBTQ people at a Lady Gaga concert were also pedos with child sexual abuse material. I'm shocked.

🤯 officials now estimating that 2.5M people went to see the Lady Gaga show at Copacabana Beach in Brazil

Copacabana Beach audience stuns for Lady Gaga’s ‘MAYHEM’ concert.

WELKER: Your secretary of state says everyone who's here, citizens and non-citizens, deserve due process. Do you agree? TRUMP: I don't know. I'm not a lawyer. I don't know. WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution? TRUMP: I don't know

WELKER: Don't you need to uphold the Constitution? TRUMP: I don't know If a president’s answer to “do you need to uphold the Constitution” isn’t yes, HE NEEDS TO BE IMPEACHED IMMEDIATELY.

WELKER: When does it become the Trump economy? TRUMP: It partially is right now. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy

TRUMP: “I contribute my entire salary to the government.” WELKER: “Will you contribute anything you earn from crypto back to the government?” TRUMP: “…I never thought of that.” 🤷🏼

Trump: We will have a big, beautiful parade. Welker: A military parade? Trump: Yes. Welker: What’s the price tag? Trump: Peanuts compared to the value of doing it

Star Wars poster art by the Brothers Hildebrandt #maythe4thbewithyou

Happy May 4th! Its Lop from Star Wars Visions Lop and Ocho~ #maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #starwarsday

We have the droid you're looking for~ #TuaArt | #Lalatua | #Shortstack | #StarWarsDay #MayThe4th | #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Happy Star Wars Day to you my sweet friend, and to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social, who is the one true force we all love. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

Hello and Happy May 4th to all of you in a galaxy far, far away. #Maythe4thbewithyou #consume #theylive #starwars #obey

Billie Lourd shares a photo of her kids watching their grandmother, Carrie Fisher, in ‘Return of the Jedi’ on #StarWarsDay

Happy #StarWarsDay 🎉 What are your top 4 Star Wars fil

Happy May 4th! Its Lop from Star Wars Visions Lop and Ocho~ #maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #starwarsday

We have the droid you're looking for~ #TuaArt | #Lalatua | #Shortstack | #StarWarsDay #MayThe4th | #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Happy Star Wars Day to you my sweet friend, and to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social, who is the one true force we all love. #MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

The data is with us. Are you? #VerifyTheVote #Maythe4th #MaytheFourth #DataCorps #SecureTheMidterms #AuditPA #PAperballots #TruthMatters

Happy May 4th! Its Lop from Star Wars Visions Lop and Ocho~ #maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #starwarsday

#MayThe4th #Visasmarr from #Kotor2 Which side do you choose ? April reward Link in bio �

We have the droid you're looking for~ #TuaArt | #Lalatua | #Shortstack | #StarWarsDay #MayThe4th | #MayThe4thBeWithYou

Happy #MayThe4th! I have to say the most obvious thing: Live long and prosper!

One day Lando will just do the thing and ram Verstappen off the track and spontaneously sprout the fullest mustache you’ve ever seen

Oscar Piastri takes win number FOUR of 2025 🏆 It's an impressive McLaren 1-2 with Lando Norris in P2 👏 #F1 #MiamiGP

Max isn't afraid of Lando the way he of Oscar

Appreciation post for Lando Norris' disco ball helmet at the Miami Grand Prix 🪩

Oscar Piastri now has MORE career F1 grand prix wins than McLaren teammate Lando Norris! 📈 Piastri: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Norris: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

OSCAR PIASTRI WINS THE MIAMI GRAND PRIX!! 👏🏆 It's a McLaren 1-2 and Piastri's third consecutive win! #F1 #MiamiGP

Oscar Piastri takes win number FOUR of 2025 🏆 It's an impressive McLaren 1-2 with Lando Norris in P2 👏 #F1 #MiamiGP

The thing Piastri has that Norris doesn’t is that thing where I’m pretty sure he’d kill me for enough money

YOUR MIAMI GRAND PRIX WINNER: OSCAR PIASTRI! | #F1 #McLaren

Oscar Piastri now has MORE career F1 grand prix wins than McLaren teammate Lando Norris! 📈 Piastri: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Norris: 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

OSCAR PIASTRI WINS THE MIAMI GRAND PRIX!! 👏🏆 It's a McLaren 1-2 and Piastri's third consecutive win! #F1 #MiamiGP

Oscar Piastri takes win number FOUR of 2025 🏆 It's an impressive McLaren 1-2 with Lando Norris in P2 👏 #F1 #MiamiGP

Hamilton gets told Sainz is 1.4s behind after swapping places with Leclerc again, and replies sarcastically: "You want me to let him past as well?" #F1 #MiamiGP

LAP 14/57 Piastri takes the lead from Verstappen ⚔️🔄 #F1 #MiamiGP

LAP 57/57 Drama on the final lap as Sainz and Hamilton get up close and personal into the final hairpin! 😱 #F1 #MiamiGP

"If you wield a red light saber, a Sith you are. And if you wear a red hat, you are both a Sith – and overcompensating for your short light saber." Yoda

"He who cheats with golf clubs cannot wield a light saber." Yoda

Happy Star Wars Day. Got to ask though, got to wonder how many people have actually seen it, having just seen a large number vote for the Dark Side. Did you not listen to Yoda? "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering".

Speaking of May the 4th when I took my kid to his pediatrician once he was wearing a yoda shirt and the doctor asked him about it and he said, very confidently, "It's from Star Horse."

It has become quite the annual ritual to point out ALL the scientific designations named for STAR WARS characters on #starwarsday #maythe4thbewithyou Wow. there's a LOT OF THEM. 15 species for Vader! 6 for Yoda! there's even spiders named for stormtroopers! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

In Star Wars. those who have embraced the Dark Side of the Force wield red lightsabers. So, in other words, perfect.

red lightsabers 🤔

They're holding red lightsabers.

✨Happy May the Fourth from all of us at Star Wars News Net! May the Force guide you today and always — in every galaxy, near and far. Here's to lightsabers, legends, and the love that unites fans across the stars. 💫

Perhaps it goes without saying, but: the lightsaber here is…red. You don’t have to be a super-nerd to know red lightsabers are the saber color of Darth Vader, Darth Sidious, Darth Maul and Count Dooku. And for non-nerds: they’re red because their internal crystals are “bled” with hatred, etc.

Let’s rank Star Wars movies on Star Wars day for fun! From favourite to least favourite… Star Wars (ANH) Empire Strikes Back Return Of The Jedi The Last Jedi Rogue One Solo The Force Awakens The Phantom Menace Revenge Of The Sith The Rise Of Skywalker Attack Of The Clones

The Empire Strikes Back A New Hope Revenge of the Sith Rogue One ~ Return of the Jedi The Last Jedi ~ The Phantom Menace The Force Awakens Attack of the Clones Solo ~ Christmas special That time I almost died from an antidepressant overdose Rise of Skywalker

Revenge of the Sith A New Hope The Empire Strikes Back The Phantom Menace Return of the Jedi Rogue One Attack of the Clones Solo The Last Jedi The Force Awakens The Rise of Skywalker

The Last Jedi Empire Strikes Back A New Hope Solo The Force Awakens Phantom Menace Rogue One Revenge of the Sith Attack of the Clones . . . . . . . . . The Rise of Skywalker

The Force Awakens is the first Star Wars movie since The Empire Strikes Back where no second is wasted. The screenplay for The Force Awakens is insanely well structured. While its external plot is (intentionally) similar to A New Hope, it's different in terms of themes, pacing, and tone.

OMFG LEWIS 😂😂😂😂 "Sainz 1.4 behind" "You want me to let him past as well?"

Sainz was worried Hamilton might not be furious enough.

Hamilton gets told Sainz is 1.4s behind after swapping places with Leclerc again, and replies sarcastically: "You want me to let him past as well?" #F1 #MiamiGP

what Sainz saw in his rear view mirrors

LAP 57/57 Drama on the final lap as Sainz and Hamilton get up close and personal into the final hairpin! 😱 #F1 #MiamiGP

Okay then. If we didn't launch these LE shirts today, we'd be missing a trick and that was definitely the plan all along 👀 Fantastic Trans Rebel Leia shirts designed by @tammi.bsky.social Each sale enables a contribution to the MERMAIDS charity, supporting trans children & teenagers in the

happy may the 4th! this is a miniseries i recently made of “women in star wars.” leia is currently available on my etsy as a charity print benefitting the trevor project, and ahsoka will be available shortly

Since it's May the Fourth, I feel like I should tell all of you my Princess Leia story (and why I will always have a soft spot for Star Wars) + I'd love to hear your Star Wars stories too: 1. I come from a Taiwanese immigrant family, right?

Okay it gets even more darkly comic. The El Centro Sector Border Patrol chief posted Rogue One clip of Vader massacring the Rebels as Leia tries to get the Death Star plans away, except they tagged Vader as the Border Patrol and the Rebel troops as things like “fake news” and “sanctuary cities.”

Liberty needs to Leia that shit. #leiaschain

Jabba the Trump.

Don't insult Jabba like that.

I'm taking a work break to make some tea and having an internal debate wondering which of the original Star Wars characters had profound emotional relationships with trans women. Leaning towards Jabba the Hutt and everyone in Jabba the Hut's band.

How much time is wasted making the US Dicktator look better. Let’s get this correct more like Jabba less like Carl Weathers. Post this!!! #trump #maythe4th #starwars

Yes I see you everybody posting those fucking jabba memes today

THE JETS!!!! - Perfetti ties it just 1.6 secs left, we're going to a game 7 OT

WINNIPEG TIES IT WITH 1.6 SECONDS TO GO! COLE PERFETTI! UNBELIEVABLE! #GoJetsGo | #StanleyCupPlayoffs

They didn't even dress Cole Perfetti for four of give playoff games last year. Now he's willed Game 7 to overtime, with almost no time on the clock. I repeat: Game 7 overtime. What a finish this series will receive.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? The Winnipeg Jets have tied Game 7 with 1.6 second left on the clock. And it's Cole Perfetti leading the celebration. His second deflection of the game. This is where legendary stories get made.

Cole Perfetti (59:57) scores the latest game-tying goal in a Game 7 in NHL history!